1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know
where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get
off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they
refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When
people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn
Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say
"it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell
would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and
where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film, "did
ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at
the damn floor!
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"...
Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something
is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never
been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have
been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say
"life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone
ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?
9. When you are
waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus
came, would I be standing here???
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